it felt weird after telling you and both of us knew it.
i guess we were meant to be friends after all:D

anyway for all guys out there who is trying to impress a girl," It is useless trying to impress women. IF they are listening to you at all, they are already as impressed as they will ever be.
True?

oh did you hear the package deals on how to handle a break up? let me know if you need any assistance:D

first package:
For a nominal fee, one of our operatives will approach your soon-to-be ex-partner in the street, hand over a cardboard box containing returnable personal items, and say:" look, it's not you, it's him okay? take care of your-self.BYE"

second package:
our operative will take your almost-ex to a coffee shop in an upmarket mall, buy them a coffee and say, " look, she was recently involved in a long term relationship that hurt her quite badly, and while you are a very special guy and she will always cherish the time you had, she just isn't ready for that kind of commitment. You know?"
our operative will provide kleenex, issue a reassuring pat on the back and wait around long enough to say:" there, there. let it out, you will feel better afterward."

third package:
our TOP operative takes your former beloved to dinner at a swanky restaurant. They dine on find foods and champagne. After a pleasant hour of conversation, our operative slides a brown envelope across the table, stuffed with doctored photographs, fake autopsy records and a certificate to prove, that you are dead.

fourth package:
we come round and kill you:D